Let it be known, our daughter's name:
She is NOT Laura. Ellie is strictly forbidden.
You may hear EEE-LO-RAH. This form is only used to emphasize the distinction from Laura, and should be used sparingly.
The approved nickname is "La la". Family (and only family) may refer to her as "squishy" or variants thereof. Infants under the age of two may use "Eee oooo" as a transitional variant.
All other nicknames must be approved by the Central Naming Committee before general use. Please contact your local La La representative for more information.